+space bag vagina+



teen sits at her laptop like a useless candy wrapper and listens to daft punk

reblog my selfie


do u ever just look at certain urls on ur dash and think fondly, “my crew”


Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..




Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.


this is my legacy in cards against humanity


My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us